Haney Lab Rules

Unwritten rules from other Haney Lab inhabitants to help you survive: 
(Ignore the fact that these rules are now "written")
     
1:
 Never ever open the windows.  Suffer the heat or cold, but never ever open a window.   Why? Dust will get into the lab and dirty up the microscopes.  
     
2:
 Never ever leave glassware or any other object in a sink.   Clean things up and put them away.  If you don't know where "away" is, just ask.  
     
3:
 Clean up after yourself.   ALWAYS!  No wiggle room on this one.  
     
4:
 Your bags should be placed in the shelving unit next to the flat panel computer or in the back room.  
     
We will let you know more guidelines as we discover them.  
     
  (We would say don't be a Republican, but there have been a few nice ones that have come through the lab)